fasterfood:

when u see someone make a bad text post and go all aunt patti on their ass

(via hotboyproblems)

foxnewsofficial:

the only reason i stay inside all day is to avoid the paparazzi 

(Source: foxnewsofficial, via unescapable)

mom : did you eat all the donuts
me : no
mom : why are you lying to me i can see all the powder on your pants
me : thats cocaine

inbox:

please don’t say “we need to talk” because I will have a panic attack right in front of your eyes

(via skyteens)